-fire burning-
-fire burning while a tune begins to play-
-air whooshing-
Uhh.. Greetings, Comrade pu-... Awwwwww... Shiit -sighs-
I made a wrong turn in the system again.. didn't I? Yeeeaah.. this looks.. nooothing like Russia.
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn It, damn it.. Damn it.
-sighs- We really really gotta get our system fixed... Oh.. it's you again, I somehow wound up here. Huh, I wonder how I...
What? A summoning circle? You.. you've summoned me.. as I was on my way to do my job.
Really? You.. you.. really. Really.. Huh.
How did you.. how did you even learn to do that anyway?
Ah, go figure the Internet.. ooof course.
So.. you summoned me.. while I was in transit. You know what that means right? It means I'm completely drained of energy.
The fire is nowhere near hot enough, aand I'm stuck here.
Probably for a few days. So.. Thanks.. thanks.. a.. Lot.
So what? All your uh.. Netflix and uh YouTube and.. video games not enough for you?
You hadn't been able to go out into the world and get to meet somebody?
Ahhhh.. you poor poor human. Ah, you always want the.. silliest things in exchange for.. your soul.
And just for the record, I only took a part of it. I only took part of you don't even need.
We don't always gotta take all of it. We're gotta take all of it from people we.. we know.. are purely evil..
other than that regular people. We're not That malevolent.. we're a.. bit uh.. bit kinder than that. At least.. at least I am.
But.. Still.. you summoned me here and I'm not too happy about that.
So tell me.. what is it that you want.. from me? Aww, how cute you wanted to see me again.
Well.. I'm here. You're.. seeing me again. Is that really.. all you wanted?
Is it just.. seeing me again? Because I am.. right here.. and I can get..
-Kylie gets onto your bed with you- into your bed.. if you soo.. Desire.
-Kylie get close and under the blankets in bed with you-
Mmm...
How is that? Better? You summoned me to go into bed with you.
Tch.. stupid haahhhh...
Well, guess I'm stuck here might as well.. make the most of it.
At least your choice in music doesn't suck.
Yeah, yeah I did compliment you. Take it or leave it. I actually do like music we do get music in hell. I know I know.. no one believes us, but.. we do get music in hell.
Soo I take it you.. you miss Kylie.. that weird.. strange demon girl who came to.. accidentally see you that one time.
You missed me.. you missed what a.. what a bit of a.. hmm.. hard-ass I can be?
Well, I gotta be.. I am a demon after all.
Some days... You really just.. summoned me here to.. look at me and.. have me.. climb into bed with you.
Is that really uh.. is that really all..? Are you sure? Are you sure that you're sure? Are you positive that you're sure?
I'm just asking.. because usually when someone directly.. mmmm.. summons a demon.. they want something.. more than just.. their.. Physical presence.
Ahh.. you want to make another deal, huh?
Tell me.. tell me about this.. this deal of your's. I'll see if I can make it work.
Huh. Really? That's all you want? Extra help.. courting other people.. well.. that's not really worth a whole lot.
Usually, people ask for.. money and true love and.. shit like that, but you- you just want to.. have better knowledge of..
courting people to.. date you and hang out with you? Yeah, that doesn't cost much.. hardly your entire soul.. I don't have to do a full session like.. like last time.
Even though.. well, last time was pretty much what you wanted anyways so.
This deal I think I can do.. but it just has to be sealed with.. with a kiss.
You understand me? You do? Aaalright then.. let's get.. close and.. cozy to..
Seal this deal here.
-you start kissing her as you hold Kylie close to you- Mmm.. Mmmm.. mmm.. yeah...
Ah, you are good at kissing, good.
-you start kissing Kylie a little more passionately- Mmmm..
Oh, wow you're eager...
-the kissing deepens-
You must really want that... -giggles-
-your arms wrapped around Kylie you passionately embrace her lips with yours repeatedly-
-content sigh- Silly human.. well we made that deal.
-sigh- I also need to.. take a.. tiny piece of your soul.
Best way to do that.. the best way is.. kind of like a vampire. I'm gonna.. bite it out of you. Do you mind?
You don't? Alright then, cuz I was gonna say.. "A deal, is a deal."
-Kylie bites your neck sucking out a piece of your soul- hahmf.. hahhmf.. hahhmf.. hhmmf..
Ahh.. there it is.. -lips smack- there's a piece of your soul.
-continues to suck the piece of your soul out through your neck- Yep here it comes.. -you feel a piece of your soul flow out and into Kylie- your soul.. -smacks her lips-
Ahh.. got it. There we go.. it's aall mine.. in a week or two.. your.. deal should start.. taking effect.
And you should have.. no trouble with the ladies.
In fact, I might say your.. deal is already working now. Cuz despite having.. part of your soul now.. I don't have the energy to.. travel anymore for ..a while. I used up quite a bit.
Especially because you summoned me.. kind of stuck here for a little while. Might as well make the most of it, right?
Alright well.. I'm gonna rest up after that. And.. I guess you.. foolish mortal human are stuck with me.
Stuck with Kylie.. a beautiful little.. demon girl.. for a little while.
Fine.. hmm.. I don't quite think.. you seem to.. quite mind.. that idea.. I think you wanted that on purpose.
Soo you get back to what you were doing and I'm gonna.. -yawns and stretches- take a nap and.. recharge a little.
But, wow you do have.. one strong soul.. I'll give you.. I'll give you quiite a bit of credit for that one.
That strong.. soul of your's is definitely mmm.. Invigorating.
-tiredly yawns- I'll see you in a little bit.. mmm.
-Kylie faces away from you and gets comfortable in your bed wrapping herself under the blanket-
-long tired yawning-
Mmm.. mm.. don't do anything creepy while I'm resting.. because I'm a demon.. and I'll know.
-Kylie slowly falls asleep taking her nap-